its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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