Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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