Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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