god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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