I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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