We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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