Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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