He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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