I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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