There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My life is pants optional.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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