Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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