laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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