White coat. Heels.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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