I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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