uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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