weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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