I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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