he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Bring me that man meat
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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