We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just high enough for therapy.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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