it was like his penis was on wheels.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
im on a boat
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