At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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