For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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