why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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