She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The air taste purple.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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