sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
wow bdsm is so cute
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