therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
you never un-have a 4some
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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