just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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