Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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