I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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