This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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