That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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