I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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