how hairy? two words: wookie tits
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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