You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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