Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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