we made out on top of his cat.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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