i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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