Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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