OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
my sisters under your porch take her home
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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