Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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