goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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