i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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