What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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