Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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