why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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