The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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