last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
