Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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