I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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