god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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