I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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