So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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