i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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