im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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