well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Found your dick twin last night
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Randomize
