I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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