Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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